Solanum mammosum

Please, please make a rap song out of this. Sol-anum mammo-sum. Otherwise known as Nipplefruit, Titty fruit, Cow's Udder, or "apple of Sodom."

Oh wikipedia. I love you for adding, "it is imported to Taiwan for use as a religious offering." And then offer no explanation. What are we? Titty worshippers? Oh wait, that's not a bad summary of pervy Taiwanese teenagers...

I'm at work so I can't upload the picture I took on my phone. But titty fruit looks absolutely awesome as an Ox year decoration. Please google or wait until I upload some pics.