Please, please make a rap song out of this. Sol-anum mammo-sum. Otherwise known as
Nipplefruit,
Titty fruit,
Cow's Udder, or "
apple of Sodom."
Oh wikipedia. I love you for adding, "it is imported to Taiwan for use as a religious offering." And then offer no explanation. What are we?
Titty worshippers? Oh wait, that's not a bad summary of pervy Taiwanese teenagers...
I'm at work so I can't upload the picture I took on my phone. But titty fruit looks absolutely awesome as an Ox year decoration. Please google or wait until I upload some pics.